Griffin (Last Name Here) is at his best an artist, and at his worst a book nerd. He obsesses over words. Oftentimes he will analyze what people are saying through their word choices in an attempt to get at what he feels to be “the heart of the message.” He is a fan of subtext. He is happy to live in a state that does not have its own “Real Housewives” series on Bravo! He is not particularly fond of old people, and often brainstorms ways he might solve the “elderly issue” in the United States.